Sunday, October 30, 2005

DMB 2008 Recognized!

Missourians Fired Up! have recognized DMB2008 as a force with which to reckon in Missouri politics:
#9 - Brian J. Noggle: (last week: unranked) Noggle --the apparent ringleader of a triumvirate of delusional bloggers whose pre-posting routine may or may not include ingestion of heavy doses of peyote and other hallucinogens-- and his semi-regular lunatic ravings about a putative Draft Matt Blunt Presidential run in 2008 are really beginning to unnerve the Guv. While Matty B. is no doubt flattered than anyone would want to draft him for any task besides checking streetside dog carcasses in Al-Qaim for IED's, he could do without Noggle's incendiary headlines. His bonehead efforts at humor include such blogpost gems as "Matt Blunt Beats Mentally Disabled", "Matt Blunt Knocks Off the Disadvantaged", and "Matt Blunt Ex-communicated, Not Allowed in Right to Life Clubhouse." Noggle obviously has yet to figure out that the right wing has zero appreciation for irony --how else to explain their party's straightfaced and quasi-religious devotion to the star of such classic films as "Bedtime for Bonzo"? The guv is quickly losing patience with Noggle, leading to his Top Ten debut.
Thank you, Missourians Fired Up!, for this distinction as the only blog on the list! We here do seek to draw attention to the good things the governor does and highlighting his policies with which we agree; indeed, as readers know, these very qualities make him presidential timber for our libertariative leanings.

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